Also I’m confused by how that guy that stood me up 5 times months ago decided to text me about snapchat

my goal is to one day be recognized on the street by someone but only by like one or two people at once so that all the surrounding people have a tiny mental breakdown because they’re unsure if they should recognize me also and be freaking out and they’ll be wondering if they’re not up with the times and the happenings

thewine-darksea:

well i finally washed my face yay me

now i think i’ll put on scrubs and go to sleep

bye friends

i meant i was gonna put on the tv show scrubs

i didn’t mean i was going to wear scrubs to bed

i ain’t no scrub

well i finally washed my face yay me

now i think i’ll put on scrubs and go to sleep

bye friends

a few years back when i lived in a ghetto white trash neighborhood my brother had to take out the trash and he was a little nervous to because he was like 10 and it was like 11 at night

after a few minutes he comes in looking terrified and we were like what the hell is wrong with you and he just looks at us and was like

there’s a wheelchair on our lawn idk where it came from but i’m afraid an old lady is going to crawl out from behind the trash can

and we went outside and looked at the wheelchair and it wasn’t like an owned wheelchair it was like a hospital wheelchair because it had those long poles on it so they can’t get out the doors and so we were all afraid to go near the trashcans 

and idk we never figured out where it came from and that mystery still haunts me